December 2010
44 posts
RT @sexmakesbabies: My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall………And I plan on sticking to it.
RT @Bondie69: I whip my balls back and forth I whip my balls back and forth
Please tell me why there’s a promo competition for Canadian Club to win a trip to L.A. and Las Vegas? #geographyfail
There’s a lot less people living in Australia than most outside it assume.
there was a period in my life where every time somebody asked how i was, i would reply with, “much better, thank you! and you?” just to see if they noticed.
weaned 90% of people i gave a shit about out of my life.
RT @paulverhoeven: Daria and her man. http://bit.ly/gAT9Ow
Two guys in a trayback ute just called me a faggot at the lights. So I blew them a kiss. Thank fucktards for making my thursday nite.
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RT @pedestriandaily: Bravo RT @messandnoise A review of the new Short Stack record http://bit.ly/gx0kGe
I buy CDs like they’re going out of fashion. ….Oh, wait…
RT @Scroobiuspipyo: I await the day that the saying “It’s not big and it’s not clever” is replaced by the saying “It’s not Stephen Fry”.
Fuck i wish i were zany and outrageous instead of neurotic and shy.
RT @koolism: Youngans, take time to build your craft. Just cos u own protools, doesnt mean u’re an artist. Just cos I own a knife, doesn …
RT @macleanbrendan: Oprah has landed. All our bases are belong to Oprah.
RT @Mike_FTW: My secret boyfriend @cshirky wrote an excellent post on the very mind-fucking WikiLinks situation. Go read it. http://bit. …
Fuck it will be awesome when my mother tries to put on some christmas music that’s on my ipod and accidentally plays Sleigh Bells.
RT @FiveThumbsDown: I bought the new Christian version of Pokemon, the game must be bugged, none of my pokemon evolve…
apparently tumblr is down. would infuriate me if i actually cared about tumblr. bitch bitch moan. tweens & young adults are jonsing hard
quick! i must puchase my daily intake of one x-large McLatte and quote a fast food resturants slogan! @carriebickmore told me so!
RT @mariekehardy: For the five people on planet earth who are yet to read Max Lavergne’s brilliance, it’s a little bit fancy: http://tin …
Stumbled across a video with 0 views on youtube. Didn’t add to the views.
RT @bandguyproblems: #noonelikesyoubecause you wore the shirt of the band you were coming to see.
The pain of others. Do I enjoy it? No. Do I find it amusing? Yes.
RT @tremendousnews: The Al Qaeda operative who is addicted to Foursquare is probably a huge liability.
RT @AlbertoNardelli: It took America two days to create “anti-WikiLeaks legislation”, yet, proper regulation of the financial sector, fo …
I’ve started using #hashtags in real life. And waiting for auto RT-bots to repeat my last sentence.
RT @crushtor: I want to make holyshitrationalthinking.tumblr.com and piss off a whole bunch of fuckwits.
i am the worlds most frustrated un-graphic designer. i bitch about design problems i don’t even have yet.
Bought a book of inspiration and wasn’t inspired. Made me think of dead babies. I still would’ve bought an Un-spiration book of.
RT @kolchak: I plan on binding tweets up in a bible jacket and raising my kids to treat them as infallible. We’ll see whose children tur …
I have enough magazines to make into a bed. I have a problem.
Also, twitter annoys me with it’s reluctance to accept paragraphs. I CHOOSE DOUBLE SPACEBAR FOR 2 OF MY CHARACTERS! I NEED MY WHITE SPACE!
RT @Brain_Wash: If this phone were really smart, it wouldn’t let me call people.
I was always asked if I had any idea what the time was just after I had arrived home late after losing my phone. Obviously, I never did.
RT @CaitTheLawyer: Dusting off my French…like a boss, bien sur.
(cont) canada, a majority of my plans for musical conquests involve guitar driven rawk. shoot me for spelling rock like that?
despite soaking in 98% lofi indie extract since my taste in ‘bad metal’ was exposed last year, and visiting the home of great music (cont)
plans for next year. involve most of the heavier side of music.
I honestly believe the Jews came about as a way of getting more mileage out of the arse end of the alphabet.
RT @Wil_Anderson: Sir Schvitz-A-Lot #jewishrappers
RT @paulverhoeven: As a general rule, if you’re hipster bashing you either ARE one, or you sort of wish you were.